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"Computer, end transmission"
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"Computer, display bridge Security Log, USS Defiant, Stardate 48214.5, Time index 310."
--Odo (The Abandoned)
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"Stay away from my computer!"
-- Odo (Civil Defense)
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"Strike 1!"
-- Odo (Take me out to the Holosuite)
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"Strike 2!"
-- Odo (Take me out to the Holosuite)
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"Strike 3!"
-- Odo (Take me out to the Holosuite)
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"Yer out!"
-- Odo (Take me out to the Holosuite)
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"Time!"
-- Odo (Take me out to the Holosuite)
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"Cool!"
-- Odo (His Way)
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"Data transfer complete. I am re-establishing computer control over the station."
-- Odo (Civil Defense)
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"We're being hailed."
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"Message acknowledged."
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"The security of this station is my business."
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"That's an interesting way of scrambling a signal."
-- Odo (Improbable Causes)
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"My Cardassian access codes are still valid I'm attempting to override the security program."
-- Odo (Civil Defense)
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"What seems to be the problem?"
-- Odo (The Forsaken)
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"Excuse me I need to regenerate."
-- Odo (Children Of Time)
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"I don't understand."
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"I'm sure I could be more productive if I didn't have to regenerate every day."
-- Odo (To the Death)
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"Rio Grande to Ops. Request permission to depart."
-- Odo (Improbable Causes)
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SEASON ONE
"Who the hell are you?"
-- Odo's first spoken words (to Sisko)
in DS9's Premiere Episode "Emissary"
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"You know, at first I didn't think I was going to like him."
-- Odo, about Sisko (Emissary)
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"The answers to some of my questions may be on the other side of that wormhole."
-- Odo (Emissary)
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"Cardassian rule may have been oppressive, but at least it was...simple"
-- Odo (Past Prologue)
"I thought I told you 'no 'dangling' over the Promenade?"
-- Odo (The Storyteller)
"When are you going to realise that you have no secrets from me?"
-- Odo (Q-Less)
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"Stopping to see if I've run away?"
*snort* "I couldn't get that lucky."
-- Quark & Odo (The Vortex)
"Don't thank me, I already regret it." Odo (The Vortex)
"When are you going to get it through your twisted little brain we are trying to save your life?"
-- Odo to Quark (The Nagus)
"Not exactly overcome by grief are we?"
-- Odo on finding Quark laughing at a funeral (The Nagus)
"Give me access to your files and perhaps I can find some proof to support your claim."
-- Odo in (Duet)
"What kind of fool are you?"
"My own special variety."
-- Ty Kajada & Odo in (The Passenger)
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"I don't need anyone's affection. I need clear jurisdiction, or else I am *out*."
-- Odo (The Passenger)
"Who's in charge?"
"You are."
"I can live with that arrangement."
-- Odo & Sisko (The Passenger)
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"Oh, is that Starfleet policy?"
"Yes." Lt. Primmin
"Well, I'm not in Starfleet!"
-- Odo (Move Along Home)
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"Don't call me 'Constable'! I'm Chief of Security."
-- Odo (Move Along Home)
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"Everybody needs a hobby."
-- Odo to Quark (The Alternate)
"Constable?"
"It's a nickname that I barely tolerate"
"It's an expression of affection that you find difficult to accept."
-- Mora & Odo (The Alternate)
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"Ladies and Gentlemen -- and all androgynous creatures -- your attention please! I'm going to have to ask you all to please refrain from using your imaginations!"
-- Odo (If Wishes Were Horses)
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"What seems to be the problem?"
-- Odo (The Forsaken)
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"Procreation does not require changing how you smell, or writing bad
poetry or sacrificing various plants to serve as tokens of affection."
-- Odo (The Forsaken)
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"Frankly in my humble opinion, most of you humanoids spend far too much time on your respective mating rituals." Odo (The Forsaken)
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"I understand thieves and killers. I don't understand...*her*."
-- Odo about Lwaxana (The Forsaken)
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"I don't handle 'delicacy' very well."
-- Odo in (The Forsaken)
"I don't eat! This is not a real mouth, it is an approximation of one. I don't have an esophagus or a stomach or a digestive system. I am not like you! Every sixteen hours, I turn into a liquid." (pause)
[shrugging] "I can swim."
-- Odo & Lwaxana (The Forsaken)
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SEASON TWO
"You've been breaking 'one too many' for fourteen and a half years, Major! Cardassian rules, Bajoran rules, Federation rules! They're all meaningless to you, because you have a personal code that's always mattered more...and I'm sorry to say you're in slim company."
"I'll miss you, too, Odo."
-- Odo & Kira (The Circle)
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"How can you be chatting about skin lotion at a time like this?"
-- Odo to Kira & Dax (The Circle)
"It's been a Klingon afternoon."
-- Odo (Blood Oath)
SEASON THREE
"... I've been relieved as Chief of Security"
-- Odo (The Search, pt. I)
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"I have no interest in speaking to you -- or in listening to your witless prattle! So stay out of my way, or you'll regret the day you ever met me!"
Odo (The Search, pt. I)
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"I finally return home and they still treat me like an outsider!"
-- Odo (The Search, pt. II)
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"Now if you'll excuse me, I have to return to my bucket."
-- Odo (The Search, pt. II)
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"Being an outsider isn't so bad. It gives one a unique perspective."
-- Odo (The Search, pt. II)
"This is Odo. My lover."
-- Kira's prophetic words to a would-be suitor (Meridian)
"I usually make it a point to drop by Quarks three or four times a day, at random intervals, just to let him know I'm thinking about him."
-- Odo (Fascination)
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"I love Bajoran music! It's so intelligent...vital.
It reminds me of you. Oh, dance with me, Odo!"
"I'm sorry, I don't dance."
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-- Lwaxana & Odo (Fascination)
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"Oh, what is it, Odo? I may not be able to read your emotions, but I can read your expressions. Something's wrong!"
"I'm fine."
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-- Lwaxana & Odo (Fascination)
"It's very thoughtful, but I really can't accept this. I have nothing to give you in return."
"Being with you is all that I need."
-- Odo & Lwaxana (Fascination)
"My people are who my people are. I am who I am.
I've learned to accept that."
-- Odo (Fascination)
"Major, aren't you headed in the wrong direction?"
-- Odo (Fascination)
"This is one Gratitude Festival they'll be talking about for a long time."
"I know I'll never forget it."
Lwaxana & Odo (Fascination)
"If you ever get tired of waiting for her... you know where I am."
Lwaxana, as she kisses Odo for the first time (Fascination)
"Let's try again. Close your eyes, take a deep breath, clear
your mind of everything in it...if there's anything there."
-- Odo to Rom (Necessary Evil)
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"Patience is a lost virtue to most. To me, an ally."
-- Odo (Necessary Evil)
"My own very adequate memory not being good enough for Starfleet, I am pleased to put my voice to this official record of this day. Everything's under control. End log."
-- Odo (Necessary Evil)
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"You're not as stupid as you look."
-- Odo in (Necessary Evil)
"I'm looking for the proprietor of this establishment."
"Does he owe you money?" - "No."
"Are you here to arrest him?" - "No"
"Then you found him. Quark... at your service."
-- Odo & Quark (Necessary Evil)
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"Is that some kind of sexual reference?"
-- Odo (Necessary Evil)
"I know these Ferengi. They'd sell their own flesh and blood for a Cardassian groat."
-- Odo in (Necessary Evil)
"I suppose I'm considered a neutral observer."
-- Odo in (Necessary Evil)
"I don't use chemicals."
-- Odo (Necessary Evil)
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"Nobody ever had to teach me the 'justice trick'. That's something I've always known... "
-- Odo (Necessary Evil)
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"There's no room in justice for loyalty, or friendship,
or love. Justice, as the humans like to say, is blind.
I used to believe that. I'm not sure I can any more."
-- Odo in (Necessary Evil)
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"I'm the outsider. I'm on no one's side. All I'm interested in is justice."
-- Odo in (Necessary Evil)
"Computer. Send out a priority one distress signal to Deep Space Nine."
-- Odo (Heart of Stone)
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"We've been in worse situations than this one and come out all right."
"Name three."
-- Odo & Kira (Heart of Stone)
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"I fail to see the humor in this situation."
-- Odo (Heart of Stone)
"It's been my observation that you humanoids have a hard time giving
up the things you love, no matter how much they might hurt you."
-- Odo (Heart of Stone)
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"There must be some humanoid platitude I can use to cheer you up."
-- Odo (Heart Of Stone)
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"Tell me how you got your name."
"My name? Come to think of it, that is an amusing story."
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-- Kira & Odo (Heart of Stone)
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"The Kira I know has far too much regard for our friendship to lie to me, even for the best of reasons."
-- Odo (Heart of Stone)
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"I have bad news for you -- Major Kira has an airtight alibi."
-- Odo to Garak (Improbable Causes)
"Considering those uniforms of theirs, you'd think they'd appreciate a good tailor."
-- Odo (Improbable Cause)
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"Forgive me, but are you making a joke? Cardassian humor escapes me."
-- Odo (Improbable Causes)
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"Rio Grande to Ops. Request permission to depart."
-- Odo (Improbable Causes)
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"You both go to such lengths to hide the true meaning of your words you end up saying nothing".
-- Odo (Improbable Causes)
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"I'd bring those guards back if I were you, I'm not in a very good mood."
-- Odo (The Die Is Cast)
[ripe w/sarcasm] "Oh no. You're going to torture me, aren't you? How I've been dreading this. Please have mercy, Garak"
-- Odo (The Die Is Cast)
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"What's the matter, Garak? You don't look very happy.
Aren't you enjoying yourself?"
-- Odo in (The Die Is Cast)
"The one thing I've learned about humanoids is that in extreme situations, even the best of you are capable of doing terrible things."
-- Odo (The Collaborator)
"Sometimes I have to remind you just how good I am."
-- Odo to Sisko (Visionary)
SEASON FOUR
"I just wanted to say that I understand what you're going through. I've also had to choose between duty and loyalty to my people."
-- Odo (The Way of the Warrior)
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"If a Klingon were to kill me, I'd expect nothing less than an entire opera on the subject."
--Odo (Way of the Warrior)
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"You'd shoot a man in the back?"
"Well, it's the safest way, isn't it?"
-- Odo & Garak (Way of the Warrior)
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"I don't use the bucket any more."
-- Odo (The Abandoned)
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"Sir, have you ever reminded Starfleet Command that they stationed Eddington here because they didn't trust me?"
"No."
"Please do."
-- Odo and Sisko (For The Uniform)
"It has been my observation that one of the prices of giving people freedom of choice is that sometimes they make the wrong choice."
-- Odo (Shakaar)
"Did I ever tell you? You're a magnificent scoundrel!"
-- Odo/Curzon to Quark in (Facets)
"It's been my experience that all humanoids have an agenda of some sort,
and that their agendas can influence them without their even realizing it."
-- Odo (Destiny)
"I have just one question. Does he know how to use the stun setting on a disruptor?"
-- Odo (The Sons of Mogh)
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"I'd say your brother's doing well, Commander. He's been on the job six hours and he's only killed four Boslics so far."
-- Odo (The Sons of Mogh)
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"Kira's right -- you do need a sense of humor."
-- Odo (The Sons of Mogh)
"Really, Doctor ... two Delvin fluff pastries for breakfast this morning. You, of all people, should know better."
-- Odo (Facets)
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"Come in, come in! I was just oozing around the room."
-- Odo (Facets)
"I've been working with the Federation for a number of years. They
claim to be open and understanding, but somehow they're always
convinced that they're right. It can be exasperating at times."
-- Odo (Crossfire)
"Before I met her, my world was a much smaller place. I kept to myself,
I didn't need anyone else, and I took pride in that. The truth is, I was
ashamed of what I was, afraid that if people saw how truly different I was,
they would recoil from me. Lwaxana saw how different I was, and she
didn't recoil. She wanted to see more. For the first time in my life,
someone wanted me as I was, and that changed me forever. The day
I met her is the day I stopped being alone."
-- Odo's wedding speech (The Muse)
"You'll pardon me if I don't get up."
-- Odo (Broken Link)
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"The next time you call me it had better be to report a crime."
-- Odo (Broken Link)
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"I'm trapped inside this body. I can never rejoin the Great Link. My job is the only thing I have left!"
-- Odo (Broken Link)
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"Besides... I'm still the best law enforcement officer on this station."
"You're the best law enforcement officer in this sector -- maybe the whole damn quadrant."
-- Odo & Sisko (Broken Link)
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SEASON FIVE
"I find eating and drinking to be quite comforting. It's one of the
few things that you -- that *we* -- humanoids have control over."
-- Odo in (Apocalypse Rising)
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"It's a pity it doesn't have any bubbles."
-- Odo about blood wine (Apocalypse Rising)
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"So much for 'Quark'-tajino."
-- Odo (Nor the Battle...)
"*Solid*... I wonder why my people use that term.
Humanoid bodies are so fragile."
-- Odo (Nor the Battle to the Strong)
"Tell me, do they still sing songs of the 'great Tribble hunt'?"
-- Odo (Trials & Tribble-ations)
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"Soothing, isn't it?"
-- Odo (Trials & Tribble-ations)
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"It's been my observation that most humanoids love soft, furry animals...especially if they make pleasing sounds."
-- Odo (Trials & Tribble-ations)
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"I think Mr Worf should remain here. It seems he's allergic to Tribbles"
-- Odo (Trials & Tribble-ations)
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"Believe me. You do not want to be interrogated by the Cardassians"
-- Odo in (Things Past)
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"How much damage would it do to the timeline if
Quark were to suffer a mysterious accident?"
-- Odo in (Things Past)
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"I tried to bring order to a chaotic situation. That's all."
-- Odo (Things Past)
"I see I'm going to have to add the word 'pick-pocket' to your resume."
"It's only a hobby."
-- Odo & Garak (Things Past)
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"Your job is to find the truth, not obtain convictions!"
-- Odo (Things Past)
"There is more to life than the rule of law."
-- Odo (Things Past)
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"... Now that the big moment is finally here I wouldn't miss it for anything"
-- Odo (The Ascent)
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"If you're interested in that sort of thing, I might sell you my
first edition of 'Vulcan Love Slave.'"
-- Quark on catching Odo with a bodice-ripper (The Ascent)
"This is work, not recreation. Books like this give me an
insight into the criminal mind."
-- Odo after Quark catches him reading a bodice-ripper (The Ascent)
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"It is a well known fact that a high percentage of homicides are motivated by romantic obsession."
-- Odo (The Ascent)
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"Now we either freeze to death or starve to death. Take your pick."
-- Odo (The Ascent)
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"With all this lip smacking how could I hear anything?"
-- Odo (The Ascent)
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"What now?!"
"Now we find somewhere to land."
"You mean crash."
"It's either that or wait for our lungs to explode in the vacuum of space."
-- Quark & Odo (The Ascent)
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"I've been waiting ten years for you to get what you deserve. Now that the big moment is here, I wouldn't miss it for anything."
-- Odo to Quark (The Ascent)
"You can annoy me, bait me, question my very
existence, but in the end we both know I've won."
-- Odo (The Ascent)
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"Begin recording. Chief of Security's log. Final Entry... I might as well end up where I began..." [rest snipped for length]
-- Odo (The Ascent)
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"I was never a very good shapeshifter. If you could see the face I'm stuck with you'd know what I mean."
-- Odo (The Begotten)
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"Starfleet wouldn't hire you to judge a science fair!"
-- Odo to Dr. Mora (The Begotten)
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"You didn't know what I was. You were experimenting on what looked like a lump of organic residue... and that's what I'd still be if it weren't for you."
-- Odo to Dr. Mora (The Begotten)
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"Please, don't die. There's so much I want to show you." [rest of dialogue snipped for space]
-- Odo (The Begotten)
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"I only read the first three chapters."
-- Odo, about the book "Finding and Winning your Perfect Mate"
(In Purgatory's Shadow)
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"Romance is for solids." (snort)
-- Odo (In Purgatory's Shadow)
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"I'm Security Chief Odo. My office is just across the Promenade."
-- Odo (A Simple Investigation)
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"I didn't realize I'd tripped an alarm." -- Arissa.
"You didn't. You're good." -- Odo.
"I still got caught." -- Arissa.
"I've been following you." -- Odo.
"I didn't know." -- Arissa.
"I'm good, too."
-- Odo (A Simple Investigation)
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"What's a woman like you doing with a dataport?"
-- Odo (A Simple Investigation)
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"An air of stern suspicion is very important in my line of work... (sexy growl)."
-- Odo (A Simple Investigation)
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"Oh, we shouldn't let that stop us."
-- Odo (A Simple Investigation)
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"You're as beautiful as I remember. You can't know how I've longed to hear your voice... see your smile".
-- Odo to Kira (Children of Time)
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"There's something I want you to know. I love you, Nerys. I've always loved you."
-- Odo (Children of Time)
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"Nerys, I didn't come here expecting you to throw yourself into my arms."
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"I'd love to show it to you."
-- Odo (Children of Time)
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SEASON SIX
"Let's find a more discreet place to plan the new resistance."
-- Odo (Rocks & Shoals)
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"The Link isn't about exchanging information. It's about merging thought and form, idea and sensation."
-- Odo (Behind the Lines)
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"Never underestimate the element of surprise."
-- Odo (Sacrifice Of Angels)
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"The Link was Paradise, but it appears I'm not ready for Paradise."
-- Odo (Sacrifice of Angels)
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"You think I have no emotions? Believe me, I do.
I just don't always show them."
-- Odo (His Way)
"What does fun have to do with Major Kira?"
"I'll pretend I didn't hear that."
-- Odo & Vic (His Way)
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"Bon appetite. It's French, an Earth language. It means 'enjoy your meal'."
-- Odo (His Way)
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"French is the language of love"
-- Odo (His Way)
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"I do enjoy my work. But I'm afraid I've used it as
an excuse to avoid the rest of my life."
-- Odo (His Way)
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"So what do we do now?"
"Only one thing we can do." (stands & extends his hand) "Dance with me."
[remainder of dialogue snipped for space]
-- Kira & Odo (His Way)
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"It was for your own good. It was time for you to stop playing around
with holograms and start playing around with the real thing."
-- Vic Fontaine to Odo about setting him up on a date w/Kira (His Way)
The entire "Who needs dinner?" O/K exchange
-- Odo & Kira (His Way)
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"Everyone expects me to be dour and suspicious.
I don't want to disappoint them."
-- Odo (The Reckoning)
"Yes, I know. I honor you with my presence."
-- Odo to Weyoun (Statistical Probabilites)
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"Why is it every time I think I have you figured out, you
do something to surprise me?"
--Kira to Odo (The Sound of Her Voice)
SEASON SEVEN
"I was hoping that our relationship was going to be a long and happy one,
but I suppose I'm willing to settle for short and exciting."
-- Odo to Kira (Shadows & Symbols)
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"Play Ball!"
-- Odo (Take me out to the Holosuite)
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"Foul ball!"
-- Odo (Take me out to the Holosuite)
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"Strike 1!"
-- Odo (Take me out to the Holosuite)
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"Strike 2!"
-- Odo (Take me out to the Holosuite)
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"Strike 3!"
-- Odo (Take me out to the Holosuite)
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"Yer out!"
-- Odo (Take me out to the Holosuite)
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"Time!"
-- Odo (Take me out to the Holosuite)
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"Safe!"
-- Odo (Take me out to the Holosuite)
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"You! You're outta here!"
-- Odo (Take me out to the Holosuite)
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"What do you think?" -- Ezri
"Nice melon."
-- Odo (Field of Fire)
"Are you all right?"
"Better than that melon."
Odo & Ezri (Field of Fire)
"Starfleet officers don't go around murdering one another."
"Not usually, anyway."
Bashir & Odo (Field of Fire)
"Sorry, lieutenant. There's nothing more annoying than a corpse with a mind of its own."
Odo (Field of Fire)
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"I know now, whichever side wins, one thing is certain: I'm going to lose."
-- Odo (Treachery, Faith & the Great River)
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