My Patronus
(filk to the tune of "My Sharona")
by

Ooh, Dementor comes to me
comes to me
Guess it's time to conjure up
My Patronus

Ooh, Dementor nearing me
nearing me
Better get my wand and call
My Patronus

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Never gonna kiss,
hate their hiss
Such a yucky mouth.  
Floating like a cloud
in the sky
Wearing tattered robes
My, my, my, aye, yi - woo!
My Patronus!


Ooh, it's coming closer now
holy cow
Close enough to suck out my soul, Patronus
Won't you please help me
Fight or flee
Gotta get away from this ghoul, Patronus

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Oh, Dementor chasing me,
chasing me
soon you will be fleeing from
My Patronus
Happy is the key
is the key
for me to be calling up
My Patronus

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