From: Grnwoman Date: Thu, 2 Apr 1998 18:38:41 EST I was driving in to work today, and heard one of my favorite songs, "One Night in Bangkok," written by Tim Rice (and a few others) for the show "Chess." It's always reminded me of Quark and Garak (especially Garak) ... And so I messed with it today ... sorry, T.R. ... ;-) GreenWoman * * * ONE NIGHT IN QUARK'S PLACE THE MAJOR Quark's Place! Quirky little setting And the stranger don't know what the stranger is getting The creme de Ia creme of the Alpha Quadrant in a Show with everything but Gul Dukat. THE EMISSARY Time flies - doesn't seem a minute Since the Cardassian spa had the Jem Hadaar in it All change - don't you know that when you Play at this level there's no ordinary venue I'ts Cardassia - or the Klingon home world - or Bajor - or - or this place! CHORUS One night in Quark's Place and the deal's your order The bar is open but the drinks ain't free THE DOCTOR You'll find a spy in every darkened corner THE FERENGI But if you pay you'll hear it first from me I can feel an offer sliding up to me THE KLINGON One bar's very like another When your head's down over your business, brother THE TRILL It's a drag, its a bore, its really such a pity To be looking at the deal, not the girls who are pretty THE FERENGI That's right! You've never seen one less than perfect Dabo girl - THE DOCTOR Wine, girls - warm and sweet - warm, sweet Send some up to the second level holosuite THE TAILOR Dear boy! You're talking to a tourist Whose every move's among the purest I get my foreplay above the waistline, most times CHORUS One night in Quark's can make a hard man humble Not much between despair and ecstasy One night in Quark's Place and the tough guys tumble Can't be too careful with your company I can feel the devil walking next to me THE EMISSARY Bajor's gonna be the witness To the ultimate test of diplomatic fitness This bar's seen more negotiation Than the council chambers of the Federation THE CONSTABLE And thank your stars I'm watching the game - controlling it - I don't see you boys rating The kind of deal Quark's contemplating I'd let you watch, I might invite you But the barkeep's terms would not delight you So you'd better go back to your wine, your whispers, your "trade agreements" CHORUS One night in Quark's Place and the world's your order The bar is open but the drinks ain't free You'll find a girl from every changing border A little flesh a little history THE FERENGI I can feel an offer sliding up to me THE CHORUS One night in Quark's can make a hard man humble Not much between despair and ecstasy One night in Quark's Place and the tough guys tumble Can't be too careful with your company I can feel the devil walking next to me.