Title: Smut to the Fen (filk) Author: Cam Burnell (constablecam@warpmail.net) Rating: NC-17, some slash Pairing: lots Spoilers: n/a Archiving: ASCEM, Odo's PADD, my page My Page: http://camburn.50megs.com Linking: ask first Filk: Sung to the tune of "Joy to the World" Smut to the Fen Ch AS-CEM trek-smut let all - the fen - re-joice! For K and S Neelix and Kes and G/B s&m and G/B s&m and G and B s&m! Jim Kirk and Spock Ch were the first pair in Trek-smut's joy-ous past! Pon Farr hit Spock woke up his cock and Kirk let Spock get off and Kirk let Spock get off and Kirk, and Kirk let Spock get off! Q rules the rest Ch With smarm and charm and makes - Pi-card - get hard! He strokes and fucks bites, licks and sucks Picard's great big fat cock Picard's great big fat cock Picard's, Picard's great big fat cock! Geordi and Data Ch love to screw an-droid and en-gi-neer! First Geor-di tweaks Da-ta's cock leaks then Geordi licks it up then Geordi licks it up then Geordi, then Geordi, licks it up! Crusher and Troi Ch enjoy their quim they like - to suck - and fuck! De-an-na strokes licks, nips then pokes a dildo up Bev's twat a dildo up Bev's twat a dildo, a dildo up Bev's twat! On D-S-9 Ch the jello rules O-do - fucks all - who ask! He doesn't eat 'cept Garak's meat then Garak screws him good then Garak screws him good then Garak, then Garak screws him good! Dax likes to sit Ch on Odo's face He makes - his tongue - real long! He sucks her clit nips on her tit and fucks her with his tongue and fucks her with his tongue and fucks her, and fucks her with his tongue! Odo and Kira Ch love to screw she likes - his jel-lo - tool! He makes it long She strokes his shlong and then they both get off and then they both get off and then, and then they both get off! Quark likes to watch Ch the rest get off He's got a set of vids! He watched Jules fuck Garak, then duck into the Jefferies tube into the Jefferies tube into, into the Jefferies tube! Miles and Ba-shir Ch in Jefferies Tube like to - get their - rocks off! Miles sucks on Jules Jules uses tools til Miles sprays his cum til Miles sprays his cum til Miles, til Miles - sprays - his - cum! Quark is hor-ny Ch He needs a screw a holo-dick - will serve! He wakes up Vic and sucks his dick then Vic plows Quark's tight ass then Vic plows Quark's tight ass then Vic, then Vic plows Quark's tight ass! On Voy-a-ger Ch Harry and Tom They boff - each oth-er blind! Tom plays with Kim and licks his rim then Harry boffs his Tom then Harry boffs his Tom then Harry, then Harry boffs his Tom! Janeway and Tuvok Ch like to boff It makes - her real-ly hot! She - sucks - his - dick til it's real thick then has him screw her cunt then has him screw her cunt then has him, then has him screw her cunt! Now En-ter-prise Ch has joined the fun with lots - of hor-ny crew! All the male crew jerk-off in view of Doctor Phlox the perv of Doctor Phlox the perv of Doctor, of Doctor Phlox the perv! Trip and T'Pol Ch must de-con-tam they strip - and flaunt - their bods! Trip's cock gets hard She's on her gaurd but let's him feel her tits but let's him feel her tits but let's him, but let's him feel her tits! Smut to the Fen Ch AS-CEM trek-smut let all - the fen - re-joice! For J and C and B and D we help them all get fucked we help them all get fucked we help them, we help them all get fucked! Merry Christmas to all! And remember: make the yuletide *gay*! ;-)