Date: Dec. 99

(sung to that holiday ditty that starts "Chestnuts roasting on an open fire...")

"The (DS9) Christmas Song"
by Cameron Burnell & Chastity Pureheart

Garak lazing by an open fire,
Odo nipping at your nose,
Holo-Vic singing songs like a choir,
While peeling off his holo-clothes...

Everybody knows a Santa hat and jingle bells
Help get Garak's fire alight.
Odo morphs over Vic as he yells,
"Baby, no one sleeps, tonight!"

The threesome knows Santa's cumming soon
cuz Vic is losing track of lyrics in his tune
And all the penises will stay long and hard
'cuz OdoGoddess spiked their drinks with En garde...

And when dear Garak's scales start tingling,
And Vic can't find a note to hum,
Bathed in live jello, all their bells will be ringing,
Merry Christmas....
Merry Christmas...
As Merry a Christmas -
As they cum!

;)

also
(sung to "Rudolph the Rednose Reindeer")

"Dukat, the Dickless Spoonhead"

Dukat, the dickless Spoonhead
Had a pair of tiny balls
And unless you used a scanner
You'd think he had no dick at all!
All of the other Cardies
Used to point and call him names
They never let poor Elmo
Join in Cardie peeing games!

Then one cold and lonely night,
Weyoun came to say,
"Elmo, with your dick so small,
Won't you be my Cardie-doll?"

Then how the Vorta reamed him
And he shouted as he came
"Dukat the dickless Cardie...
Fucking you's the greatest game!"

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