Date: Nov. 97

If Paramount or Viacom get pissy, they can pucker up and kissy. It's the holidays and this is just in good FREE fun.

the DS9 Treksmut version of Deck the Halls
by Cam Burnell

Deck the Halls with Golden Jello
fa-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la!
Garak thinks he's quite a fellow
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Odo likes to fuck him nightly
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La-la-la
Cuz he asked him so politely
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Julian sees the cock before him
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Any bigger he'll get a sore rim
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Bashir takes Mile's merry measure
fa-la-la
fa-la-la
La-la-la
Fucking till they burst with pleasure
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Some like Julian fucking Garak
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and some want Dax to suck off Sarek
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J & J and K & O fics
fa-la-la
fa-la-la
La-la-la
Lots of tits, ass, cunts and big dicks
fa-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la!

Read the fanfic here before us
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Treksmut doesn't ever bore us
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Don we now our favorite pairing
fa-la-la
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La-la-la
Fuck them, suck them if your daring!
fa-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la!

and

We Wish You a Merry Fanfic
by Cam Burnell

We Wish You a Merry Fanfic
We Wish You a Merry Fanfic
We Wish You a Merry Fanfic
and a fucking good time

Good stories we bring
that's why we all sing
We Wish You a Merry Fanfic
and a fucking good time

We won't go until we all cum
We won't go until we all cum
We won't go until we all cum
so get on your knees!

We all love to fuck
and some love to suck
We wish you a merry fanfic
and a fucking good time

Now bring us our favorite pairings
Now bring us our favorite pairings
Now bring us our favorite pairings
and make them come, too!

Some love their slash
and hetsmuts a smash
We wish you a merry fanfic
and a fucking good time!

Cam (camster@rock.com)
http://camster.fenfanfair.com

Treksmut - Our mission, to explore strange new pairings, to seek out new life and new sexual positions, to boldly cum where no one has cum before!