Date: Nov. 97

If anyone at Paramount or Viacom get's pissed by this, maybe they should get laid instead. Just my not so humble opinion. No one's making money and it's all in good fun.

the DS9 Treksmut version of Jingle Bells
by Cam Burnell

Jingle Bells - big cock swells
It's blowjobs all the way
Kira's sucking Sisko off
and Worf thinks Dax is gay - HEY!

Jingle Bells - someone tells
Quark is quite a lay
Bashir got to O'Brien
now they're fucking everyday - HEY!

Jingle Bells - Bajor dwells
Winn needs to get laid
Quark tried hard to pimp for her
But nobody would pay - HEY!

Jingle Bells - zippers fell
Cardie cock's are gray
Weyoun would suck Dukat's cock
But Damar is in the way - HEY!

Jingle Bells - holding cells
the constable is grim
Kira sat on Odo's pail
and pissed all over him - HEY

Jingle Bells - someone smells
Time to take a swim
Weyoun snuck in Odo's bath
and Odo came all over him - HEY!

Jingle Bells - jello jells
Kira paid her fine
Worf wanted her to suck his dick
and she said sixty-nine - HEY!

Jingle Bells - warp nacelles
Nog wants to get fucked
Jake was glad to do the job
but Nog thought that he sucked - HEY!

Jingle Bells - Garak yells
He's cumming right away
but Odo made his cock too big
and Garak couldn't walk all day - HEY!

heh, heh, heh... Many merries for all and to all a good (HOT) night. }:)

Cam (camster@rock.com)
http://camster.fenfanfair.com

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